Friday, January 29, 2010

Protecting Children

Officials in Culpeper County, Virginia, have decided that students there shall no longer be assigned Anne Frank's diary as part of their education. It's just too damned sexy. Really.

A whole family being hunted down and killed along with millions of other innocent people? That's fine for the kids. A young girl musing about her changing body and dealing with new feelings? We must shield the children from such terrible things.

Congratulations Culpeper County. You are now Maniacal Hooting's official Most Embarrassing Place in America ™.

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