I can't watch it. The World Cup is on and I just can't watch the TV. It's the noise.
The vuvuzelas were bad enough. But now they're dancing with jin-tinglers tied to their heels. They blow their flu-flubers, they bang their tar-tinkers, they blow their hoo-hoovers, they bang their gar-dinkers! I mean, how can we enjoy the beautiful game when they are blowing their trum-tookers, slamming their sloo-slunkers, beating their blum-blookers and whaming their hoo-whunkers?
If there's one thing I hate it's all the noise, noise, noise, noise.
(offered with apologies to the memory of Theodore Geisel)
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