Thursday, March 26, 2009

The Sanguinary Student

The headmaster of Boston Latin School has denied reports that vampires roam the hallways, attack students, and drink their blood. Really.

Senior class president Buffy Summers agrees, saying that she and the Scooby Gang have the situation under control.

Actually, it sounds like the typical bullying, picking on the square peg, and hysteria that I remember from my school days. Pity.

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